That aren’t so great…
Here at Club Cal Neva we are always trying to improve the guest experience, and recently we became aware of the amazing benefit to a diet rich in tomatos. So we thought there might be some other areas of life where tomatos could help out. Below are the results:
#10 Tomato Beer Pong
While fun, tomato beer pong lacks the long term potential for success in the realm of beer sports. Any margin gain in ping pong ball savings is eaten up in carpet shampooing costs.
#9 Tomato Blackjack
Though tomatos are a colorful addition to any table game, currently no venues in reno will exchange a beer for a tomato…
#8 Tomato Roulette
Unfortunately, the physical properties of a tomato make the random action necessary in a roulette ball a little too unpredictable. It was continually hard to determine the value of the final resting place of the tomato on the dial. We had to discontinue tomato roulette almost as soon as it started.
#7 Tomato Golf
No amount of skill can improve performance and the short game tends to be messy.
#6 Tomato Assault
Though throwing tomatos at your boss can be extremely satisfying in the short term, eventually Dennis got mad, and payback was unpleasant.
#5 Tomato Racquetball
Early testing proved this to be quite similar to throwing tomatos at Dennis. It was actually more effective at tomato assault than tomato raquet ball.
#4 Shot Gun Target
This is where things got interesting. Tomatos are biodegradeable, cheep and can be used as a healthy snack on a hot day in the desert. However, they can’t hold a candle to clay pigeons for shot gun targets.
#3 Shot gun as SKS target
An SKS is a powerful machine gun. While it is always fun to shoot one, tomatos don’t provide the drama and explosiveness to really showcase the SKS’s power.
#2 Tomato Beer
Useful as a hangover cure, this is what we call the “all natural” version of a bloody beer. Still, after having it on the menu for a whole week, we didn’t sell any and ended up with a bunch of tomatos that were only good for one thing…
#1 BEST USE FOR A TOMATO: La Tomatina En Reno
Throw a tomato, and save a life. The American Cancer Society and Club Cal Neva present: La Tomatina en Reno, August 29th, in Reno, Nevada at the Plaza on the River right next to the Club Cal Neva Casino.
- Check the Facebook Event Listing,
- Find out what bands and entertainment will be there
- View room rates at the Cal Neva
- Bookmark THIS LINK for updates and info on La Tomatina en Reno
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